Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life
like crying over character development
that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
fuck dis bitch i gotta go
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
you are the most evil person
if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.