real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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animaglacialis:

itsa-me-amelie:

verceri:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

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imagine that howling at the moon

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imagine

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Truly a ferocious predator.

And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)

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the big wolves are his younger sisters

oh my fucking god it got better

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New favourite joke:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

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lifehackable:

More Life Facts Here

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croatoancore:

me? have a boyfriend? no, i try to focus on the more important things in life

like crying over character development

20 minutes ago   17220   Reblog

wannajoke:

Internet fight

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gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

21 minutes ago   405128   Reblog

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

21 minutes ago   107488   Reblog

kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

21 minutes ago   60910   Reblog

the-fandoms-are-cool:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

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you are the most evil person

22 minutes ago   182701   Reblog

santanist:

if i ever get a horse im naming it lana del neigh

22 minutes ago   156519   Reblog

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

22 minutes ago   183280   Reblog

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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